I live in Quebec, Montreal.
I am 18, pushing on 19 in a month.

The Parable of the Isms

Socialism: If you have two cows, you give one to your neighbour.

Communism: If you have two cows, you give them to the government, and then the government gives you some milk.

Facism: If you have two cows, you keep the cows and give milk to the government; then the government sells you some milk.

New Dealism: If you have two cows, you shoot one and milk the other; then you pour the milk down the drain.

Nazism: If you have two cows, the government shoots you and keeps the cows.

Capitalism: If you have two cows you sell one and buy a bull.

(plz don't be offended)

This comes from Mindtrap :D